Kelly Gang Mistaken For Baristas

Just a little Friday smile for all you Aussies and Aussiephiles! Have a great weekend and remember that life is too short for bad coffee!

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Embarrassed troopers have admitted they released the notorious Ned Kelly gang from captivity after being fooled into thinking they were a group of baristas on their way to open a pop up cafe in Glenrowan.

“They all had big bushy beards just like in the posters but explained that they were hanging around the bank because they wanted to go see the manager about getting a loan to start a craft brewery,” said constable James Poshtwit from the Victorian troopers. “Ned then whipped me up a tasty sourdough damper on the campfire and a billy of Japanese matcha tea.”

“They were carrying a large metal object with a slot cut into it that Ned told us was a cappuccino machine,” said constable Edward Bullyboy. “We apologised profusely and let them go as they said they were already late for an appointment with Sidney Nolan to have their portraits done for…

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